The Long Hot Summer

The Long Hot Summer

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odaddie:


noun: A lie one tells regarding the size of their penis.
example: "He said his dick was eight inches, but it was probably six and a half inches. Eight inches was a total phallacy!

hootie-who:

The devil offered Matt a deal: An inch added to his cock for every 20 IQ points it took away. 
After a few inches Matt was giggling like an idiot watching his big cock snake out in front of him. 
Even the Devil stopped him short before he couldn’t take care of himself. It was sure it could find more fun ways to use a massively hung moron anyway. 

odaddie:

noun: A lie one tells regarding the size of their penis.

example: "He said his dick was eight inches, but it was probably six and a half inches. Eight inches was a total phallacy!

hootie-who:

The devil offered Matt a deal: An inch added to his cock for every 20 IQ points it took away. 

After a few inches Matt was giggling like an idiot watching his big cock snake out in front of him. 

Even the Devil stopped him short before he couldn’t take care of himself. It was sure it could find more fun ways to use a massively hung moron anyway. 

(Source: 2hot2bstr8, via cumandworship)